Pollution in the Air
Atlanta
doyenne Gladys Patterson remarks to her fellow Morehouse University alumni club members that the new escort Dr Samuel
Jefferson brought to the club dance was much too dark to be considered serious
wife material for a person of his standing.
Agnes
Kaminski is very upset that her roommate Iris shamelessly flirts with the nursing
home’s interns, who are 40 years her
junior, for God’s sake.
Thomas Peter
tells his husband Walter he was disgusted to see transvestites hugging right at
the bus stop on La Cienega yesterday. They
give gays a bad name.
Paddy
O’Flanagan is inflamed that some of
those Syrian refugees are coming to settle in his little Boston suburb
to cause terrorism.
Peter
Castroanetto takes two extra Zanax with an Oxycontin kicker to calm himself
hearing that his state of Illinois is considering the legalization of marijuana.
Muriel Stein
allows that Idiri Gumesh doesn’t belong on the hospital board because she looks
too ethnic for benefactors to take her seriously.
There is a
burial today in Saudi Arabia for Sukesh Amanababa who was legally killed by her
husband for telling him she didn’t want to be beaten anymore.
The Scott
family on their way to Thanksgiving in Wisconsin laughed that the stupid deer
lying beside the highway didn’t make it across the road in time .
The Chair
and named partner of Novak, Novak, and Adams lets it known they will never consider a female partner as long as he at the helm.
Kim Jong-un, the Premier of North Korea thinks
himself entitled to kill those that disagree with him.
Heather
Romano is sad that she cannot accept Darryl’s prom invitation because she is
afraid her girlfriends will make fun of her in a prom dress saying she looks
like a “stuffed sausage.”
The EPA must
be derelict in not developing laws of
protection for cleaning this out
of the air we breathe, because there is nothing I can do about it,
Right?
-Jerry Wendt
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