Monday, January 27, 2014

Apple Slices



I  just love travelling in my new Gulfstream jet. Today was a short flight, but I still had the caterer stock a light repast for my journey.  I thought I might get a rest in the rear stateroom but there was turbulence that, even strapped in, didn’t allow for a nap, and so now I sat still seat-belted at my beautiful table set by my crispy-white uniformed cabin attendants, hoping I could finish my meal before this journey ended.  Belgian linen, Lalique crystal wine goblets and Picard china graced my in-flight table. Debussy’s “Le Mer” wafted through a cabin appointed with bespoke matched honey leather and African zebra wood appointments.  I have so many wonderful memories enjoying the pleasures of private jet travel.  Interrupting my day dream, my steward Derek advised imminent approach, so I quaffed the rest of my 1972 Pichon Leland Bordeaux and considered the strawberries and Staffordshire cream finish to my collation. No, time wouldn’t allow justice to this explosion of flavor, so, instead, I took an apple from the fruit bowl, and sliced it with a Tojuro Damascus Japanese paring knife, wrapping it in a napkin, placing it in small padded portfolio, saved for the ensuing ride up to the resort.

 My personal assistants, Derek and Jim, were ever so gracious, helping me in deplaning and ensconcing myself in the custom charter van for the short drive to the country Villa.  This spacious vehicle was a wonder of accommodation, allowing me to recline in comfort for the journey. This was what living was all about.   
 
We arrived at the lovely old manse at dusk; sun setting a pageant of color for my arrival.  Not having my nap on the aircraft, I was eager to get to my suite and get a good night’s sleep.

A gravel courtyard landscaped by prim privet, manicured fascia before stately hemlock, greeted my arrival. We entered the venerable old brick structure through a calming Wren-inspired colonnade   “Bridgewater;” an apt name for this beautiful Chateau and my respite for a needed fall sojourn.  I so looked forward to the quiet and comfort of this pastoral setting. I feel on the verge of new experiences. Everyone smiled in greeting. Such a large staff for this day and age. Immaculate in white formality, yet so inviting. Efficient and warm, these people; I knew I would enjoy my visit.  I was quickly escorted to my suite and prepared to settle in.  Life is so, so grand.

Two orderlies buzzed back thru entry gates and walked down a marble-floored corridor to the gravel reception car park outside, happy that this was their last run of the day. Bridgewater was one of the nicer facilities they carried to. It had a long history as Massachusetts landmark and wore the patina as a iconic dowager matriarch.
 
Working cab crew for the state, both agreed ambulance transport could be a trying job, especially for those of diminished capacity. In this case their charge, a delusional serial killer, was sedated and remained calm for the autumn journey to Bridgewater Institution for the Criminally Insane.  Derek had driven and Jim had the job of monitoring their patient who hummed classical pieces and lolled in his restraints on the drive down 495 from Boston.  It allowed them time to actually enjoy the fall foliage in the waning orange light ending a beautiful crisp fall day. An easy trip; this one.

Now, they looked forward to cleaning up their ambulance, restocking IV kits, respirator bags, bandage bins, and the like before getting back on the road for the dead-head back to the vehicle facility in Boston where they would drop the rig and set off for some semblance of personal life.
 
They chose to do their set-up here so that, upon reaching their drop, they could just lock up and head right home, knowing the following day their rig would be ready to go for whatever assignment they drew.

As Derek finished paperwork in the upfront cab, Jim was finishing changing the gurney linens.  He called out to Derek, “Did you have your lunch back here earlier?”

Derek responded, “No, you know I don’t bring any food on runs, it just complicates clean-up. Why do you ask?”

“Strange, then, Derek, because I just found apple slices wrapped in a surgical towel stuffed into the pillowcase on this Gurney.”

 “That is weird, Jim, couldn’t have been another patient as I changed the linens before, and this guy was strapped in the whole way. Go figure. Oh well, finish up and let’s get the hell out of here before I creep-out thinking about it.”

 
 
- Jerry Wendt 2013

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